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Sunday 31 January 2016

If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words (A short story)

           Detective Inspector Maxwell looked slowly around the living room.  It was a in a small one bedroomed flat on the fifth floor of one of the last remaining 1960's block of flats on the outskirts of Edinburgh.
            His attention was drawn across the meagre furniture to the  walls of the flat on which were a collection of photographs, family photographs so it seemed. In one of them were two men in British army uniform with new brides by their sides. Each of the men were sergeants and wore berets on their heads, standing casually to attention but smiling, their arms linked with their new brides. One of the women was smiling but the other had a dour look on her face.  The two women were in their late teens whilst both men appeared some years older. A handwritten inscription at the bottom read 'Dortmund 1949'. Maxwell walked slowly around the room looking at each of the photos displayed, it seemed to be an  almost chronological display of the lives of the two men. First the men appeared singly with their wives and a new born child, next came a photo of one of the men with wife, and a small child standing and a second child in the woman's arms. Then a photograph of another child, and then one of a woman. Strikingly good looking with blond hair, though the photo was in black and white. It was almost a professional photo of her upper torso. She was wearing a thin transparent blouse pulled right off her shoulders displaying the rounded outline of her firm breasts. She was looking away from the camera to the right of the person holding the camera. Another photograph, this one of a baby, about a year old in a flouncy dress, sat on the floor looking over the shoulder of the photographer, a strangely disturbed and frightened look on her face. More photos, the same combination of women and men, children and women, children and men. Men and women. One photo showed the two men with one of the women between them, not the blond woman, they were all older than in the wedding photo, but obviously the same people, but just three of them.
             All the photos bore a place name and date.  The places were in England or Scotland and all the dates were after 1949. As his eyes took in the images and his brain registered them, it struck him that at least two people had been responsible for taking them. The group ones, and he could recognise the background in a couple of them, Arthurs Seat and the Castle in Edinburgh, were taken with an ordinary cheap camera, probably a Kodak Brownie, but the others were taken with a larger format camera. 'Probably a 35 mm' Maxwell said to himself. Not only a different camera but by someone who had a knowledge of photography. The lighting  and the posing of the subjects were different and they were all either close ups or singly posed. Two cameramen, two cameras. Maxwell took them all in, silently filing the information. He called to one of the scientists in the bedroom, 'Gary. Can you come here a minute?' The taller of two white clothed figures emerged from the bedroom and carefully walked across the room, making sure, by habit, that he did not touch or disturb any of the furniture. Maxwell pointed to first the beautiful woman and then the baby on the floor and then others taken in Edinburgh. Gary looked carefully at them for a few moments.  'Different cameras' he said, 'I reckon a 35 mm for these two.' Gary looked carefully at the beautiful woman then bent lower to get closer to the baby before finally saying. 'No. I would say it was a Hasselblad or a Mamiya large format.' The two men exchanged glances until Maxwell finally said, 'You're talking a language I haven't heard before. Spell it out in English.'
            'Expensive cameras, Hasselblad and Mamiya, 'cos they were good. You can still buy them today in digital format, but these were taken on film, and I would think they were either done professionally or else by a very keen amateur who had a bit of money to be able to buy the right equipment.  Back in the day it wasn't a cheap hobby.' He pointed to the upper edge of the woman's photo. 'See that, that's Vaseline. Done to make the image a bit more sexy looking by making the background of the photo less focussed. I would imagine he also developed the prints as well. There's a lot of care been taken in them.'  He stepped back from the wall. 'God knows she didn't need enhancing though. A beauty.'
            He made to move back into the bedroom but Maxwell held out his hand onto his arm. 'Wait a minute Gary. I saw a couple of albums on the sideboard, let's have a look at them with your eyes.' He stepped to the old dark wooden sideboard against the back wall and took a thick padded photo album off the top. He knelt down to open one of the two doors of the sideboard and rummaged through the untidy mess of objects before finally pulling out two more albums. 'Let's have a look shall we, see what's been going on.'
            'What about the body boss?' Gary asked nodding towards the open bedroom door and his colleague who was now standing there.
            "Fuck him, the old bastard. He's going nowhere is he? He can wait. I want to find out more about him before this lot gets taken into some property store somewhere.' Maxwell walked across to a square wooden table set under the window and opened the first of the albums.  The photographs inside were a similar combination of men women and children taken over several years, mainly in Edinburgh but one or two in locations neither Maxwell nor Gary could fathom. Many of the earlier ones were annotated with the names of various places in Germany.  In one of them, the glamorous woman holding a baby in her arms. Handwritten on the bottom was ' BMH Iserlohn 1950'. Gary pointed to the title on the photo. 'Where's that one boss?'
            'Germany. BAOR.' Maxwell replied.
            'Sorry boss, you've got me.' Gary said.
            'British Army of the Rhine. After the war we had a lot of servicemen, mainly army, stationed in what was then West Germany. Army of Occupation it was called. BMH stands for British Military Hospital.  Sounds like our beauty here had a child at the British military hospital, which means her husband was a serving army bloke. Going off the wedding photo on the wall I would think the two of them were National Servicemen doing their stint near Dortmund, got themselves a couple of frauleins as wives, and pretty soon one of them was in the club.'  He continued to  silently turn page after page noting, as the children in the photos grew older, and from time to time a younger child would be added to the group. The glamorous woman stopped appearing in the photos after 1954 and all the locations now became Scotland.
            Gary wandered away from the table and back to the wall to look more closely at one of the images on the wall. He called to Maxwell. 'Boss. Can you come and have a look at this one again?' he said.  Maxwell joined him and stood by his side as Gary pointed to the young girl sitting on the floor looking up towards and yet beyond the camera. 'See this one? Look closely at the bairn's eyes. She's not only looking away from the camera and at somebody standing behind the camera and to one side, but she's frightened.'  He paused for a moment and then said, 'Such a wee beauty isn't she. Who would make a sweet little thing like that scared?'  Maxwell lifted the photo from the wall and walked to the window, holding the photo to the light. For a moment he said nothing whilst he examined it.
            'Fucking evil bastard. Fucking dirty rotten evil bastard.' He finally said in a level tone.  On hearing the words the other scientist came out of the bedroom and stood in the doorway to find out what had prompted the words.
            'You know him boss?' Gary asked. Maxwell said nothing but placed the photo on the table alongside the album and turned to the bedroom.
            'You finished in there?'  he asked of the young woman, Gary's partner. She flushed red and stuttered, turning to go back into the room. 'Not yet sir,' she said.
            'Leave him for a minute will you? I want him by myself.' He half smiled at her and turned to Gary. 'Won't touch him, promise. Give me some gloves.' he said. Gary reached into the pocket of his coverall and took out a spare pair of white thin rubber gloves and handed them over. Maxwell put them on and walked into the bedroom.
            Maxwell walked over to the single bed and the dead body lying on it. There was a small table with a bedside light on it by the side of the bed, and a can of Irn-Bru, Scotland's second national drink as A G Barr used to boast.  A pair of half moon reading glasses rested close to the lamp, but no reading material was in evidence. The bedside light was switched on, although it was only mid afternoon on a cool September day.  On the floor was a worn woven rug with a dull pattern which was pulled up close to the edge of the bed. The only other furniture in the room was a single solid wooden wardrobe, a well used hard backed cream painted dining chair and a small cream painted dressing table with a mirror set on it. On the walls were hung three small cheap prints of highland scenes, and a dressing grown hung on a small white hook behind the door.  The owner of the flat, Jimmy Quinn, would have allowed a wry smile to crease his face at the sight of the dead man lying on the bed. He would have smiled if he could. If the dead body had not been his.
            'Give me a couple of minutes will you lads,' Maxwell said as he stood by the bed. Gary's colleague  turned to him and stood erect. It was a young woman. Maxwell grimaced then grinned shamefaced at her.' Sorry. Old age love,' he said, 'Can't tell the difference these days, not when you're  wearing those damn things.' The two forensic officers moved back to the living room leaving him by himself in the bedroom whilst they went to look more carefully at the collection of photographs.
            Maxwell stood silently by the bed with both hands in his trouser pockets. Close to thirty years experience had told him the best place for his hands at the scene of a crime was out of reach and temptation of anything.  His eyes ran slowly over what he saw in front of him. By the side of the can of soft drink was a strip of pills in a pop out strip pack. Two rows of seven pills, five of them were missing. He could make out the figures 200 mg on the silver foil but nothing else. He bent closer but could not make out the small writing on the pack, repeated several times along the length of the package. He called out to the living room. 'Can you come here a second Gary?'  Gary came through and stood by his side and looked down at the pills in Maxwell's hand. 'What's it say on the package Gary? My eyes can't make it out,' he asked. The young man bent down and shone a small torch onto the pack. 'Quinine Sulphate boss,' he said. Maxwell stood upright.
            'What the hell is he taking Quinine for do you think?  Not like we get a lot of mosquitoes and malaria in Scotland do we? Not for the midges are they?' he said. Gary laughed. 'No boss. Useless on the Scottish midges, only thing to kill them is two house bricks or a mallet. These are probably for cramps, night cramps. They are sometimes prescribed for night cramps in old people.'
            'Well this old sod is certainly old enough to qualify.  Hope they gave him hell.' Maxwell put the pills down on the table and turned to the body in the bed, then something struck him and he turned back to at look at the pills.  'Where's the package they came in Gary?  Have a look around for the package will you?  See if we can find out the chemist he got them from, and see if there are any other medications he was taking.' Gary nodded his head and went back into the living room.
            Jimmy Quinn was lying, apparently in sweet repose on his back, his head on the pillow which showed just one neat indentation made by one head. The outline of his dead body was almost invisible under a white sheet folded neatly over a heavy duvet. The sheet was neatly tucked in under the sides of the bed. His hands were folded across his chest on top of the bedclothes in classic undertakers pose. He was clean shaven and his thin white  hair was combed neatly across his forehead, a thin lick of white soap was visible under his left ear.  His eyes were closed. Maxwell looked along the length of the body from head to toe and then back again. 
            The sound of the front door of the flat closing sounded and footsteps came through the living room and stopped in the doorway. Maxwell turned and looked at the newcomer. It was his Detective Sergeant, Alexandra McNeil.  Mid thirties, five feet six inches tall, slim with an explosion of shoulder length copper coloured curly hair.  She was stunningly beautiful, by anyone's standards. 'What have we got boss?' she asked. Maxwell smiled at her as he stood up and turned to face her.
            'What we have, at last, Alex is Jimmy Quinn. Not before time, but looks like he cheated a lot of people.' Alex moved closer and ran her eyes from head to toe of the body under the bed clothes.  'You know him boss?' she asked quietly.
            'Oh aye. I've known this bastard for years. Never trapped him though. Looks like mother nature has beaten us to him.' He turned back to the body and quietly addressed it slowly saying, 'You dirty rotten evil bastard,' Each word carefully enunciated. Then to Alex, 'Let's see what we have then shall we?' He took a hold of the sheet tucked neatly under the dead body's chin.  Pulling gently at the sheet from the top and holding the duvet in his other hand he pulled back the covers until the body of Quinn was revealed in front of them. Alex gasped quietly,  Maxwell smiled in quiet satisfaction. Quinn was wearing the jacket of a pair of cheap blue and white striped cotton pyjamas. The jacket was buttoned up, leaving the top button unfastened showing a few tufts of wiry white hair. The pyjama bottoms were pulled down around his ankles. Extending from his groin to half way between his knees and ankles and spreading out to cover the bed on either side of his legs was a pool of blood, still slightly fluid and sticky. The blood was smeared across the tops of his legs. On his thigh was a blue mark about four inches long and a cut in the line about one inch long. Lying in the pool of blood, and pointing to his tiny flaccid penis and scrotum sac was a thin wooden handled kitchen knife. Expensive and new. The knife was almost completely covered in blood.
            'Now that's something you don't see every day is it?' Maxwell said quietly. Alex stood by his side and silently shook her head, the curls moving gently from side to side across her face. 'Gary!' he called. 'Get yourself in here with your camera my boy.' Gary hurried through carrying his Nikon digital camera. He stopped and gasped at the sight before him. 'Bloody hell.' He muttered quietly and started to take a further series of photographs of the dead body. Maxwell and Alex moved out into the living room to allow Gary and his colleague to carry on with their detailed examination of the room and the body.
            When the two scientists had finished the detectives returned to the room to examine the body.  Quinn was undernourished, was the first thought which entered Maxwell's head. 75 to 80 years old. His body was coldly white, the skin stretched over the ends of bones trying to protrude from it. His closed eyes were sunk into his face.  His hips were tinged with blue as were his knees. The area of his body in touch with the bed was a livid purple red colour where the blood which had not drained from his body onto the sheets had come to rest in a thin line.  Maxwell bent closer to look at the knife. It was almost completely covered in the blood in which it lay, but there was a thin line of steel of the blade and wood of the handle which had been untouched by the blood. Maxwell examined the thigh of the almost emaciated body. 'Take a look at this for yourself Alex' he said. Alex moved into a position to see the area more closely and examined the same area which her boss had indicated.
            'A small cut on the thigh' she said. 'I wouldn't have thought it deep enough to cause all this bleeding though.'
            'Look closer. See where it is?' She moved the cut open a little with her gloved hand. 'Is that the main artery from the heart, the femoral artery?' She asked. Maxwell nodded his head.
            'Dead right it is. Bled to death in a few minutes.' The two of them stood up and moved back from the body.
            'But if he had been stabbed then surely he would have struggled?  He wouldn't have been as calm and composed as this would he?' Maxwell thought for a moment then said,
            'What if he was unconscious, or asleep?  He said. 'It isn't much of a stab wound is it? More of a small deliberate incision. Sort a surgeon would make.  If he was unconscious then it would have been fairly easy to mark him with the blue marker, cut him , then pull the covers over so the blood didn't splatter all over the place. When he had finished bleeding the killer pulled the covers back, placed the knife in the blood and then replaced the sheet and duvet.  The he put his hands together and tucked him in.'  Maxwell stood back and placed his hands on his hips.
            'It's fairly conclusive isn't it then? Alex asked. Maxwell paused for a moment then replied slowly. ' Not so much conclusive Alex , more terminal. And I don't just mean as in dead. This is the end of something else as far as the killer is concerned. The end of the line, the conclusion of the story.' The two of them stood silently thinking to themselves.
            The female scientist came into the doorway of the bedroom. 'You need to look at the albums sir,' she said to Maxwell. 'They're on the table.'  She remained in the bedroom to examine the body once more. Maxwell and Alex stepped through to the living room table and started to leaf through three photograph albums which lay there.  They were the same familiar subjects as the ones on the wall which they had looked at earlier. Men and women, men and children, women and children, children growing up and looking older, men and women growing older, young boys, young girls. More young boys, more young girls. Many of them were taken in and around Edinburgh judging from the familiar backgrounds. One of them showed one of the couples from the wedding photo with three children. A girl and two boys. All were in their teens. The boys had about five years between them and the girl appeared to be in between them  in age.  Another showed the two men and one woman with two girls, neither of the girls being the one in the other photo. One was in her late teens, the other younger one had spindly legs and was thin with short fair hair. She was standing  almost sideways onto the camera as though reluctant to have her photo taken, her head was cast half down to the ground, her eyes dark and serious. The eyes  could have been an older version of the eyes of the baby which was seated on the floor in the photo on the wall.
            'I've never heard of this chap Quinn, boss. What's the story?' Alex asked after they had been looking through the albums for several minutes. 'Just a minute Alex.'  Maxwell turned to call through to the bedroom. 'Gary, tell your mate to come here a minute will you?'  A young woman appeared in the doorway. 'It's Molly sir,' the young woman scientist said. 'Here Molly,' Maxwell said to her softly, beckoning for her to stand closer to the table. 'You said to look at these albums, well we are looking and I think I must be missing something. Care to tell me what?' Molly stepped forward to the table and nodded her head down towards the album they were looking at.  'Kids sir. Too many different kids for the one family. I heard you say there were two people taking the photos, one with a professional set up, probably did his own developing and stuff, and the other with a cheapo camera which he took to the local chemists. The cheap one took lots of piccies of kids. Not all his own. Not unless he was adopting them regularly.'  Maxwell and Alex turned to look again at the album, flipping page after page. Eventually Maxwell turned and looked at the young scientist. 'You're right young Molly. Well spotted. You're dead right.' He turned to talk to Alex as Molly moved silently back into the bedroom.
            'So, the story of Jimmy Quinn. ' He stopped and turned to indicate the small sofa and armchair in the flat. 'Let's take the weight off.' He lowered himself into the single armchair by the table whilst Alex sat down on the sofa, pulling a cushion from under her and placing it at the far end of the sofa.  From the bedroom came the continuing sounds of the two forensic scientists bagging items from the room and photographing the mortal remains of Jimmy Quinn.
            'I never managed to get him, Quinn. For many years he was a prime kiddy fiddler, a paedophile. Nobody would ever come forward to complain. There were stories of him doing things with his own kids, the two boys and the girl in the photo I think, but others as well. They said he took photos. I had him in a couple of times and gave him a hard word or two, but the bastard never coughed and we never really had any real evidence.  He started at it when he was still in his teens. It's reckoned that his father started on him when he was a wee one, and then Quinn went in the army, looks like he met up with someone else with the same sort of likes.  Anyway, looks like him and his mate found themselves a couple of young German women whilst they were on National Service there and brought them back here at the end of their service. Looks as if they were married over there and Jimmy's mate had a kid over there, probably the one in the British Military Hospital photo. When their three years were up they came back here and Jimmy and his wife came to Edinburgh, don't know where the other went to, but it seems they kept in touch for many years.' Maxwell paused to gather the threads of his story together then carried on. 'Story goes that the other bloke's wife died and left him with two daughters, and he would come up here from England on holiday with the girls to see Quinn and his wife. I had it from Quinn's neighbour once that sometimes a younger daughter made an appearance by herself  from time to time. She would stay in Quinn's flat and the other feller would have it away with his wife whilst Quinn would start on with the daughter. They didn't live here then, they had a place off the Canongate in the centre of the city, not far from Canongate Kirk if I remember. Well, tempus fugit, of course and the girl got older and Jimmy lost interest in her. Turned his attention to other young kids from the area. He liked them young, soon as they were ten or eleven he left them alone. Went on for years from what I could find out. Kids would never complain, too scared to even tell their parents, as usual. He would get them, boys and girls, when they were perhaps four or five years old and then move on to other kids of an age to suit him when they grew older.' Maxwell fumbled in his jacket pocket and brought out a pack of cigarettes. 'Don't suppose we can in here can we?' he asked. Alex grinned at him, 'Not really sir, place of work and all that.'
            'Well, I need one. Coming out for a breath of fresh air then?' he said rising from his chair.  Alex followed him out of the flat and down to the small garden in front of the block. Muddy pools of water lay on what had once been a lawn in front of the decaying flats. Maxwell drew heavily on his cigarette. 'Eventually  the stories  all dried up. No more tales from neighbours. He'd moved see, and the new neighbours on this scheme liked the Police even less than the ones on the Royal Mile.' He paused to look up at the clouds overhead threatening rain. 'Bastard. It's their silence which stopped us getting the shite.' He flicked ash onto the lawn. 'Now it's too late. Someone else has done it for us. Wonder who did it.'
            Alex pulled her jacket to her against the cool afternoon air. 'We've got a bit to go on though haven't we?' she said. 'Must have been someone he knew as there was no apparent break in. Looks like he'd been ill and been prescribed the Quinine, so there's a doctor somewhere. Then the photos. It's a long one, but it could be one of those kids who will be grown up by now, or maybe their kid if they told the story to their family. And the knife. It looked new to me, so there must be some shop or other where it was bought. Judging from Quinn's age he might have had a social worker or a care worker. Somebody will have seen something.  Maybe one of the neighbours?' Maxwell looked sideways at her. 'Oh aye. Going to get a lot from this neighbourhood. Even when they find out what he was like they won't say anything. Good riddance they'll probably say.'  He dropped the cigarette and ground it into the mud. 'If they had known about him then someone would have stuck that knife in his gut and left him for dead on this lawn here for everyone to see.' He turned back to go upstairs to Jimmy Quinn.
            They walked into the living room just as Gary and Molly were coming through from the bedroom.' Finished here sir,' Gary said. 'Need to get the undertakers. Want me to sort that?' Maxwell nodded his head thoughtfully. 'What about this quinine Gary, is it fairly common or what?'
            'I was having a think about that sir. It's been banned in America for some years now even for night cramps, so it might be the same here. Seems quite a few people died from taking it for cramps. Not sure a doctor would have prescribed it.' Maxwell nodded his head and turned to Alex. 'Need to find out where it came from.' He said.  
            'Sir. One more thing. There's no trace of any other medications in the flat and there's no sign of the package for the quinine.'  Maxwell nodded his head thoughtfully. 'So where did he buy it from then, or who gave it to him. If we find that, then we find out who did this fair city a service.'
            The forensic scientists left and the undertaker took the body to the city mortuary on High School Wynd in the city centre. Which left the two detectives alone in the cooling flat with the dark of early evening coming in. When eventually they could find nothing more of any significance they left to return to their station on Gayfield Square.
            Three days later the post mortem report arrived on Maxwell's desk in his glass sided office at the rear of the CID office.  He called Alex in and she settled down on a chair close to his side at the edge of the desk.
            'So, let's see what we've got then shall we?' Maxwell said as he opened the A4 envelope. The pages were stapled together with a covering letter from the pathologist clipped to the top corner. He took the letter off and placed it to one side on his desk, Alex glanced at it. For a few seconds Maxwell read in silence then said, 'Seems our friend Quinn is dead' he quipped with a straight face.  He carried on reading parts from the report. 'Stomach contents were mainly Irn-Bru and quinine. Nothing substantially solid. The usual slurry in other words. The examination of his internal organs showed that he had been affected by the quinine which would have made him drowsy or comatose.'  He read further and continued, 'The pathologist reckons that the area of his thigh where the cut was made had been cleaned with either surgical spirit or household bleach before being marked with a board marker. Probably spirit was used to clean it.  Apparently there was a patch on the thigh which had none of the normal dirt or dead skin on it. Cleaned so we couldn't get fingerprints or DNA off it. Clever.'  His eyes continued to skim over the report and then stopped again, and again looked sideways at Alex. 'Time of death approximated, the bugger, why can he never give us a definite time? Time of death approximated about 9 pm two days before we saw him.' He paused again then asked Alex,' What time did we get the call to his flat then?' Alex flipped through her notes on the desk in front of her.
             'Control room got a call one and a half  hours before we got there. The uniforms had to go first and then we were notified afterwards. Call came from an unidentified female on a throw away mobile. Number untraceable to anyone. Could have been bought anywhere. The accent was English, I've listened to the recording  and think it was a woman of about 60 from either Lancashire or Yorkshire. Sorry boss, but I can never tell the difference between the two.'  Alex put her notes down on the table and sat back.
            Maxwell looked at her and smiled. 'Sounds like you have been doing some homework though Alex. Got the sex, age and possible location of the offender, if she was the offender. What did the woman say?'
            Alex turned a page and read from her notes. 'There's a dead body in a flat, then she gives Quinn's address, looks like he's been dead for some time. ' Then the caller rang off.
            Maxwell thought quietly for a moment then said, 'Why Irn-Bru? I don't remember seeing any other cans in the flat, do you?'
             'No. Just the one. Half empty, nothing else in the can apart from the soft drink.' Alex stopped for a moment reading something from her notes then carried on. 'Boss, did you know that Irn-Bru contains quinine?' Maxwell's head shot up and he looked across at her.
            'What? You are kidding me aren't you?  Who the hell knew that? Are we looking for an employee of A G Barr then?' He sat shaking his head in disbelief for a second or two. 'So.' He said. 'We are looking for a woman who, judging from the caller on the mobile, could have been one of the kids Quinn molested, going off her age. She's from Lancashire or Yorkshire, again, going off what you think of the accent of the caller. Which could again point to one of the kids in the photos if the other man in the wedding photo came from that area. She could be one of the two girls in the photo with Quinn and the second man. So, now we need to find out who he was, don't we? Find him and no doubt we can find his daughter.  Army records might help find out who he was, where he lived. Did he have any kids, how old, what they did. Shouldn't be too hard to track her down, if it is a her.'  He looked Alex in the eye for a moment then quietly picked up the sheets of the pathologist's report, knocking them together into a neat pile. He placed the report on top of his own notes on the case and reached over to take Alex's notes from her hand,  and knocked the whole file together, lining up the edges so that they made a neat pile.  Looking down at the file in front of him he slowly pushed the file away from him until it was in the centre of his desk, and sat looking at it for several seconds.
            Maxwell leaned back in his chair and stared hard at the ceiling of his office. 'We could find her quite easily,' he said quietly. 'She's done the world a favour in many ways though hasn't she?' He glanced sideways at Alex who nodded her head silently. 'Cost a lot of money to pursue this case wouldn't it? Could easily send us over our budget couldn't it? Trips to Lancashire or Yorkshire and all the rest. To what end? She must have been through hell and back over her growing up years and since then. Living with it, keeping quiet, living with her father and knowing what he was like.'  He nudged the file a little further to the end of the desk with the index finger of his right hand and sniffed. 'If we were to review the file every couple of weeks, well, in three months we could see what we came up with, couldn't we?  Then maybe just let it settle back under the dust.'  For a whole minute neither of them spoke, the noises from outside in the main CID office sounding only mutely through the double glazed windows of his office.
            Alex rose quietly from her chair and placed it back against the office wall from where she had brought it.  She looked down at her boss seated in front of her and let out a long sigh then smiled gently at him. 'Do you fancy a coffee boss? I could make it whilst you try and find a secure place for that file.'  Maxwell looked at her and smiled a thin smile, then nodded his head silently. Without waiting for a reply Alex turned and left the office.

            Maxwell slid the file towards him and placed it into the bottom of three drawers on the right of his desk, and then covered it with a pile of other papers, closing the drawer and locking it.

Friday 7 May 2010

A Bit of a drive through Europe



(I should point out that this journey took place in 2009)


It’s been a long time in the planning, but at last the day has arrived when we are going off to the wilds of Europe for three weeks. It seems to have taken ages to arrive, but at last it is here.







The Hymer has been off the road for a few months, mainly because of work, but we decided some months ago that we would have a long holiday this year, and it became even more imperative when our cleaner decided she and her boyfriend were going to get themselves hitched.
Nothing much I could say would persuade either of them not to do it, so we got ourselves an invitation. Very nice too, in deepest Slovakia of all places.

So the trip starts off through France, Luxembourg, Germany, Czech republic, Slovakia and then returning through Austria, Italy, Switzerland and France.
We will be stopping off for a few days here an there (mainly in the Czech Republic0 to stay with friends and in France as well to stay off with my long standing friend Jean-Michele and his lovely wife Anne. It’s been too long a time since we say them both and their three boys, so we are really looking forward to the whole trip.


Wednesday 3rd June 2009
Last minute frantic panic when I did a last and final check on the lights and indicators about two hours before we were due to leave showed that a front headlight and rear tail light were not working. This was one week after the Hymer had had an MOT. Shot it straight back to the garage (fortunately not too far away) and a very shamefaced electrical type fixed the duff bulbs in short time. “It probably went just after the test” he said, “Yeah yeah yeah” I thought. I just hope this is the last thing to go wrong. Fingers crossed.
So, we left home about 6.45pm and started off in beautiful evening sunshine for the wilds of Dover.


Yvonne was no more than ten minutes into the journey when she suggested that if she could sleep whilst I drove then she would do the driving tomorrow. Poor thing, she was shattered after a fairly hectic week and a half at work. So, of course, I drove all the way. Not complaining at all. I enjoy driving and it is a long time since either of us have done such a long trip.


Arrived at Dover three hours before the time for our ferry so the good people at Norfolk Line (former employer of mine) gave us tickets for the 0200 ferry, and didn’t notice that the MH was over 2.5 m high and over 5m in length. All in all a good deal as the cost was only £41.00 return!


I really don’t like ferry crossings. During the day you are surrounded by screaming kids and crowds of people wandering around aimlessly, and at night it is difficult to find a comfortable seat. So, we joined many other people by crashing out on the carpeted floor of the café to try and get some sleep.


After about 45 minutes I got up and walked to the bar for a hot chocolate to be joined a few seconds later by Yvonne.
“Do you know?” she said, “You have 100% wool and nylon stamped over the side of your head”. I grinned and said, “And you have shag pile on yours”. Touche!


Thursday 4th June 2009
So, we arrived in Dunkirk and set off the crowds to try and hide ourselves as quickly as possible in the traffic. But at 0500 hours local time there wasn’t a lot of it about.
For the first time we have taken Tom Tom out of the UK, and joined a queue of other Brits in the first available layby to tell the stupid man where we were and where we wanted to go to.


“Take us to Luxembourg, but avoid motorways like the plague” we said, (Well he does know that we don’t like paying for the privilege of driving on their roads). So off we trotted like good old tight fisted Brits that we are, and spent the next few hours going through Arras and Lens and places like that. Not my most favourite part of France, but it did save us some brass.


Arrived in Luxembourg early afternoon much to our surprise, and theirs as well I assume. What a place! Driving at break neck speed with a bunch of maniacs one minute and then out in the most wonderful forested landscape imaginable the next.

Wonderful clean place, tidy, nice people, smart, and apparently as anal retentive as they come. At one point during our journey out of the place – brought on by a sever bout of panic in the center of the city of Luxembourg. Who on earth calls their capital the same name as the country? This is surely the height of laziness, or a severe lack of imagination.


Can you imagine someone visiting Germany, or America or even England and when questioned by their friends as to where they have been tells them not only the name of the country but the repeats it when asked where in the country they went to. Real smack in the teeth time.


Stopped overnight at a really nice small campsite by the side of the river in Bittburg. Opposite a fairly horrendous campsite with bars, shops, swimming pools and kids. The one we stopped at cost us the massive sum of 6 Euros for the night including electricity, and run by a very pleasant and accommodating guy who seemed to have the monopoly of Dutch and Belgian statics on his site. Great location by the river and quiet. Good nights sleep after a bottle of wine and then woke with the dawn (well 8.00am) to make an early start.


Friday 5th June 2009
Climbed up through the hills into the lower reaches of the Mosel intending to do a re-run of a trip Yvonne had done with her father many years ago. Somehow or other the roads had changed a little bit and we ended up on the crest of the hills instead of down by the river side.

Not a problem though as we did manage to drop into the beautiful town of Traben Trabach and from there followed the river first on the right bank and then crossing over time and time again to the opposite. Fantastic villages who are obviously setting out their stall to accommodate all types of visitors. Free motorhome stopping places and about as many which seemed to rely on an honesty system costing 4.50 euros a night. Wonderful scenery which we took advantage of by taking a 4.5K walk into the forest to visit the medieval castle of Burg Eltz. Well worth a visit just for the wonderful peaceful ( and not too strenuous walk) through the forest until you get to the castle. Superb place.


Drove on towards Koblenz and had an interesting journey through its flyovers. Busy place, not too many places to stop. So we pushed on down the Rhine and passed the Loreley (German spelling) and then asked Tom Tom to find us a campsite for the night. “Do a U turn “ he said, So we did. Taking us back into a town we had just driven through. OK, not too bad. “Go right at the roundabout “ Yes, we managed that. “Turn right at the next junction” Yes we did that. “Go ahead for two hundred yards and catch the ferry, and relax”. Sarcastic so and so.


We didn’t, the ferry was only suitable for cars, and not a 3.5T Hymer.
So, we decided to push on a little towards Nurnburg, and wound up in the pouring rain on a service area with the worlds supply of truckers. They were fine, just a bit noisy when the revved up a got going in the morning.


Saturday 6th June 2009
The news on the radio this morning was all about Barac Obama, and Sarkozy from France attending the D Day celebrations in Normandy. No mention of the German Prime Miister being there.


Pouring hard with rain all day. Bloody miserable. Compounded by the fact that some idiot typed in the wrong destination into the tom tom and we spent one hour going the wrong way along the motorway, and then another hour retracing our steps. What a berk!

Only consolation was the sight of a rather badly smashed up Porche which had gone hurtling past us in really torrential rain. He had had an argument with the central reservation crash barrier and damaged his no claims bonus. The amazing thing was that although the fast lane was blocked and had a break down wagon doing its thing, the only Police presence was one solitary estate car with its blue lights going behind the wreck. Can you image the UK? We would have had three miles of warning signs, four hundred yards of cones and about half the police force in the UK to deal with it. Not the very efficient German Police, on solitary officer standing in the rain. Now that’s how the job should be done.


En route to Nurnberg on the B3215 we were just about to negotiate a set of lights at a bridge when we saw a walled town by the left hand side of the road so made a fairly rapid left turn into the place. Mainbernheim was the name of the place, half way between Wurzburg and Nurnburg. Fantastic place, unspoiled by tourists, but a wonder little medieval town with towers at the main gates and a wall running right around it. Great hot chocolate and rhubarb meringue for me and chocolate torte for Yvonne. Shame to leave the place. Give them our love if you call in there.


The rain came down again after a pleasant hour or so drive into Nurnburg. En route Yvonne got onto the interweb to see if there was a suitable campsite as we fancied a bit of luxury this evening. Only one, near to the main stadium by one of the university departments. Good old tom Tom made it for us, only to find that there was a Rock in the Park concert on tonight. Campsite, parking places, in fact the whole damn place was chocker block. No chance.


Ended up in a very nice woodland path by the side of the university used only as a car park by people coming to the university. Nice secluded dead end in a beech forest. Did the right thing and parked well into the side right at the far end so as to be as invisible as possible and settled down to write this log up, whilst Yvonne got on with the left sleeve of the latest knitted thing she is concocting. Looks good, but then I do know upon which side my bred is buttered!!


Sunday 7th June 2009
Because we were parked probably illegally in the lane by the side of the University we decided on an early start, and by 0830 am we were parked quite nicely in the center of Nurnberg where we had beaten all the rest of the inhabitants to it. Had a walk around the city center which had been very extensively bombed during the war and consequently was almost all new. One of the few buildings to escape the bombing appeared to be the main church in the center, but almost all the rest looked to be new.

One nice thing about the city was the rebuilding of the old city walls around the inner core of the city. These were very high and appeared to be in habited or certainly looked to have some form of use as businesses or residences. At one point near to one of the old gates we saw two road signs. The first prohibited photography, and the second indicated that only people over 18 could go down the street. We soon discovered why. The place was alive with prostitutes! At one point one of the ugliest largest of them suddenly came out of the house doorway where she was applying make up with a trowel and started berating Yvonne. “Go away, no woman” she shouted and came at Yvonne brandishing a hand mirror. Yvonne tried to speak to her but she was having nothing of it and hit her on the shoulder with the mirror, then took her photograph on her mobile phone and pretended to call the police. We retreated.


Stopped in a wonderful café for coffee and cakes in the then only open café in the city. 
Worth the effort.


A very helpful lady in the tourist information office pointed out to us the whereabouts of 
the toy museum which we wanted to see and also how to get to the German documentation center for history of the Nazi party in Germany.


The toy museum was brilliant, wonderful to see so much social history reflected in the design of the toys in the museum. Stretched back to the 1650’s through to the modern era. Great museum and a wonderfully priced ticket. The purchase of one ticket allowed you into all the museums in Nurnberg for free.


So from there we drove to the old Nurnberg rally ground where the Nazi party used to hold 
their rallies. Something of an eye opener. A brilliant exhibition with handheld talking commentary in several languages.


There was a temporary exhibition at the side of the main one which showed the local involvement of people and organizations from the region in the Nazi party. A very brave thing for the people of Nurnberg to have put on, and one which should be commended. It does seem a shame that the German people still seem to have the guilt complex about things which happened so long ago. Maybe good, maybe bad, not sure.


Left Nurnberg for the Czech republic in mid afternoon by the Autobahn. The weather changed and started heavy rain for most of the journey. Yvonne crashed out in the bed at the back for a large part of the way just before we reached the border. Apart from the sign saying we were in the Czech republic there seemed to be nothing different! Very disappointed that we didn’t get our passports stamped! Childish really.


The weather cleared later on as we approached Prague at about 7pm, then spent a nightmare two hours trying to find out way to the only campsite we were able to find on the internet which seemed to be near to the city center. We were very lucky eventually to find it and discovered that it was on an island in the river. Most novel. The site was really good and clean if a little expensive, or maybe we are getting used to wild camping for nothing. Great view from the front of the Hymer up and down the river. From where we were we were able to see several of the bridges across the river. Helpful people at the site gave us an idiot sheet of how to get into the city.


Monday 8th June
Took the number 12 tram into the city of Prague which dropped us off at Wenseslas Square and spent the morning wandering around the old city. Very very beautiful place full of history as most old cities are. We were both impressed by the puppet making tradition which is carried on. Beautiful wooden puppets of all sizes and cheap imitation Chinese ones as well. Coffee and cake in the afternoon after a long wander around the castle and cathedral where we saw the tomb of one of the Hapsburgs. An awful lot of the city center is under redevelopment at the moment so driving around was a bit of a nightmare. Fantastic views from the castle area of the city and the river.


Late in the afternoon we crossed over the Charles Bridge to the opposite bank and followed our map to find the church of St Cyril where there was a plaque on the church wall to commemorate the deaths of several Czech partisans during WW2 following their killing of Rheinhard Heidrich.


Tuesday 9th June
Lost or had stolen the second set of keys for the Hymer. Search high and low but they did not turn up any where. 


 We had intended to stay in Prague for three nights but in view of the loss of the keys we decided to leave as we did not want to come back from the city to find that the Hymer was missing. Bit annoying really. I took a tram to Smirchov to a key cutter with the one spare safe key we had but he was unable to help me. When I got back I forced open the safe using a screwdriver and retrieved the money we had in there. Left the site about 1pm and took the side roads out in the general direction of Brno doing along the side main road to Kutna Hora. Traffic was a bit of a pain until we got well clear of the city, then it was all rolling hills and countryside. An enormous amount of the country seems to be under cultivation of crops, very few animals to be seen in fields.


Drove on to Caslav and then to Havickuv Brod where we stopped fro a coffee and a wander. Discovered that this used to be known as Austerlitz and was the site of the battle of the same name where Napoleon Bonapart established his control over much of Europe in 1805. came a bit of a cropper in 1812 when he went to Moscow and came unstuck.
From there we headed again on the side roads in the general direction of Brno and tried to find a campsite which appeared to be on the map but it appeared to have disappeared. Stopped on top of a hill in a bus layby close to a tiny village in the middle of no where. Well rewarded by fantastic views across the hills to the western horizon where we watched the sun go down. Wonderful.


Wednesday 10th June
Poured down in the night and when we woke it was to find that the clear blue skies of the day before were now dark grey and wall to wall. Started to rain as we left about 8.20am and continued for the rest of the morning.


Drove into Brno where we wanted to stop and have a wander around, but only succeeded in getting pulled onto the pavement by a couple of Police officers who asked where we were going. I thought he said where have you come from and watched his eyes go up into his head when I pointed out to him on the map where we had stopped the night before. Eventually we understood each other so I asked him if he knew of any parking. He pointed across the street and indicated there was parking there, so I followed his directions into a very congested car parking area in a side street. Caused a bit of consternation as I maneuvered the Hymer aound parked cars and things.


In the end we gave it up as a bad job and left the city, still raining and headed for the Slovakian border near to Trencin via Uherse Hradiste. Not a bad road but a fair few HGVs on the road. Stopped for lunch at a restaurant near to the top of the Carpathian mountains and then pushed on again to the border. Once we got to the top of the mountains there was a very steep windy road down the other side, but the most beautiful views as well. And the weather cleared up with bright sunshine. So a very pleasant drive down tot the border. The really surprising thing we saw was the old border crossing point with lines of barriers for cars to go through, completely deserted! So, the EU thing seems to be working at some level or other then.


The immediate thing we noticed when driving on the Slovak side of the border was the fact that there were parking areas by the side of the road at fairly regular intervals. There appeared to be none at all on the Czech side, and the roads were better as well. It seemed that the closer you got to the Slovak border from the Czech side the worse the roads became.


I did not want to go on the motorway, but all the signs seemed to be trying to make me go that way. I persisted and stopped at a radar site where two policemen were doing their thing with a digital camera attached to a radar gun. One of them was very pleased to practice his English on me and gave me good directions to Nitra, which is the direction we were heading to get to Victors place.
I rewarded him with a handful of English hard caramels which we didn’t like much, but he seemed pleased, so a result.


Pleasant drive down the road for about 30 kms to Piestany where we quickly picked up the signs for Radosina where we parked by the side of a beautiful church and phoned Martin, but could not get him at that time, so drove on to Velke Ripany where Victor lived. Pulled in to a bus stop opposite the local pub where we became the center of attraction for all the young lads on bikes who kept passing and repassing us to have a cautious look at this strange vehicle. After ten minutes Martin and Erika came and collected us and we drove a short distance to Victors place where we were introduced to Elena, his wife and shoed around the lovely house which Victor has built.


We were then shown around the gardens full of vegetables and fruit trees, chickens, rabbits and a few ducks. They have two dogs, Shadow which is a small black and white thing which is very excitable Arex which is a short of Alsatian. This dog did not like me at all but was quite happy with Yvonne.










Thursday 11th June 15, 2009 Victors and Elena's house












Friday 12th June








Travelled to Drahos house in Jatov


Saturday 13th June
Wedding at Kastell Mojmorice



Sunday 14th June
Recovered at the house of Babushka


In the evening went to Drahos’s parents house for a meal and then lit a camp fire in the garden where we cooked sausages


Monday 15th June
Left for Austria
Stopped in a layby on top of a mountain and took in the views. Stunning. Just like the miserable tight fisted bastard who charged us 22 euros to park overnight on his campsite. He tried to get us to the use the electricity, but his system didn’t work. Following morning he insisted we stay another night when the electricity would be working by 7pm Got going early. Put us off Austria a bit.


Tuesday 16th June
Interesting journey during the afternoon when we were hit by the most torrential downpour of rain as we were coming down the mountains. Unbelievable amount of moisture. Went into Klagenfurt which was vey beautiful and had a chocolate and coffee in one the old squares in the city. Rained so hard that the windscreen wipers could not move it. Crossed over the border into Italy late in the afternoon about 5.30pm and almost immediately found a massive car park with facilities for motorhomes which only charged 60 cents a night to park. So we did. Filled up with everything and emptied everything in the rain. Stopped raining during the night and the following morning walked around the town, very pretty. Left there to drive into the Dolomites.


Wednesday 17th June
Dolomites. Fabulous day driving through the most wonderful mountains. Roads a bit scary though. Stopped at a nice quiet site – unfortunately too close to the main road. But set in pine trees and very pleasant.


Thursday 18th June
Officially termed the day we got lost around the wine growing region of Bolzano! Stopped in the town for a short time and had great difficulty in finding somewhere to park. Maybe it was because we found by accident the old medieval part of the town. Had a walk round in increasing temperatures. It was hot.


Then got back in the Hymer and discovered that Tom Tom was refusing to pick up any 
satellites so we took to the roads using the road atlas, and got lost. Ended up going up goat tracks high into the mountains until we got to a place called Gain. Stopped by the site of the road to check out a tourist guide to the area and found out that we were about half a mile from falling off the end of the earth. If the roads had been bad up to that point it appeared that they were going to get worse from then on. So, did a very non man thing, an turned around and went back down the mountains. Stunning scenery if you had the opportunity to look at it. But hanging on to the steering wheel by the skin on ones teeth is not really the best way to see the scenery. Got back to the main road and headed towards Trento, which Yvonne said was a bit of a pit. No idea why she came to that decision, but she was right. Nasty little place with too many roads and even more cars and every HGV in the world trying to get through it.




Made out way out and by this time Tom Tom had decided to find us some satellites and find out way south towards Lake Garda. Came across the most incredible castle perched high on a rocky outcrop in a place called Arco. Stopped to take a few photos and then pressed onto Riva del Garda, and straight through as we were unable to stop. The next place we came to is called Limone, and whilst not much larger than Riva del Garda provided us with the most beautiful campsite two feet from the edge of the lake. As we sit her typing this us I can hear the sounds of people talking in the bar a few yards away, the waves lapping on the shore a few more feet away. Temperature (9pm) is 27 degrees, and sticky. The breeze we had enjoyed earlier has died down and it is rather warm. Campsite is great, little shop and bar, very friendly and helpful ladies running the place. Across the lake we have had the joy of watching the sun go down behind us and hitting the tops of the mountains on the opposite side of the lake. Superb views, wonderful weather and a very nice bottle of Chianti to go with the pasta and prawns.


Friday 19th June
Today we left the wonderful campsite by the side of Lake Garda and went to France. Err. What about the bits in between? Well, as the rain came down in torrents in Switzerland we decided to give it a miss, and to be honest the parts we saw were fairly grim. Which is not quite the picture the Swiss tourist board give you. We came into Switzerland through the Simplon Pass which was stunning, and a bit frightening. Fortunately we went most of the way via a new motorway which is mainly underground or in tunnels. When we surfaced what we saw was boring, and apart from bloody great mountains on either side of us we were in a very flat valley floor with a boring straight road which went through all the towns on the way and was frankly a pain in the arse.


Went over the St Gottard pass and St Bernard pass to get out of the place. Now this was seriously scary. Fortunately there was a lot of low cloud and I could not see much to my 
right as we clung to the side of the mountain as the road went up and up. Yvonne the steering wheel as we went round serious hairpin bens. At a certain level the cloud made things almost impossible and visibility was reduced to 30 yards or less. I gained more information from the map on the Sat Nav than I did looking at the road. Not a happy time really.


Lots of cafes and restaurants on the top of places proclaiming they were the highest 
café/restaurant in the world with a view of almost nothing in the cloud.
What a journey!


Came down off Mont Blonc and stopped in a parking place in a village I have no idea where, with three other motorhomes (all French – so felt safe) Rain poured all the time up and down the hill, so I didn’t see a lot, but Yvonne managed to take some piccies, and tell me all about the fantastic view deep down in the ravines were traveling alon.


So, here we are, stopped in a very nice parking place courtesy of some French local authority and having had a good warming meal and a couple of drinks. Enough for one 
night.


Saturday 20th June
Drove on to Chamonix and spent a few hours there. What a wonderful place. Superb town with many old and new buildings. Obvious that it is the skiing and climbing caital of Europe, many many shops selling equipment for the two sports. Most of the big name expensive shops were there, but no Netto?


Drove on through the mountains to St Gervais and then on to Annecy and around the lake for a bit. The whole world was in Annecy so although we had felt it might be a place to 
stop for the night we decided not to and push on for a bit.


Got as far as Aix les Bains and drove to the bottom of the lake there where we stopped for 
the night in a motorhome park. Not the best place in the world as far as views are concerned but cheap enough as it was for free. Had a walk along the lake edge and then into the center of the town. Bit of a bugger to get the as the sign posts ran out after a mile or so and we had to ask a lady who gave me good directions in perfect French but to bloody quick. Anyway, we made it to the town center and found it to be a lively place with many people walking around taking the early evening air. We were a bit bushed so decided to stop and have a drink at a café on the Rue de Geneve by the war memorial. On our way to the café we heard the sounds of a major French wedding coming our way. Flash cars with many people including the bride driving down the street blasting away on their horns and hanging out of windows. Great sight and I told Yvonne of Jean Michel and Anne’s wedding in Normandy and the same get up.


Then as we sat down for our drink in the sunshine there was the sound of a French police whistle being frantically blown. We looked to the war memorial to see what could have been a tranny but turned out to be a young woman walking around the war memorial blowing here whistle. The thought went through our heads that here was the town nutter and we were going to be attacked, but it turned out instead to be the traditional hen night for the young woman who was being accompanied by her friends who were daring her to do all sorts of stupid things. They had obviously dressed, she was in high heels a mini skir, and the most horrendous make up imaginable. But they all in good spirits and pulled together two tables next to ours to have a drink.


So, we finished our drinks and left to catch a bus by the side a large van making and selling the most wonderful smelling pizzas. The bus came and the driver told us that he was going back to the Old Port, so we hopped on and for just over a Euro we got back to the Hymer. Spent a comfortable night and left early Sunday morning.


Sunday 21st June


Drove off back up the lake following the side roads to Bourge en Bresse. Made very good time apart from several cycle races which caused a bit of consternation from time to time. Apart from them it seemed that the rest of France was still in bed. Started off about 8.30am and arrived at a wonderful little village called Asquins not far from Auxerre by about 3.30pm. Very tired as we had covered a lot of miles but it was worth it to be in the Bougogne region. Totally different country from the high Alps, high rolling hills covered in trees and vines, and of course wonderful wine. Booked for two nights at the municipal camp site which was close to a wide shallow river which ran through the village.
During the late afternoon we walked up through the village to the church and discovered that there was a Fete de Musique in the church. Stopped there and listened to a couple of wonderful groups and two girls singing only to the accompaniment of a lute and guitar.


Monday 22nd June
Got the scooter out and drove to Vezelay about 10kms away. Super old village on a hill which we could see from Asquins. Met a great guy originally from Flanders, who was the most wonder sculpture in wood, glass and metal. Yvonne went in and had a good look around and then came out and asked me to go in a look as well. We got talking and he explained to us how he got some of his ideas. He is very very talented, but like many artists had to supplement the income of himself and his wife with bed and breakfast for tourists. 100 euros a night for three people seems a bit steep.


We had a walk around the town and visited the basilica and then went back to Bernard van der Bouches (which was his name) and got him to show us around his B&B rooms. Stunning is too easy a word to use. They were just incredible. Maybe we will be back to pay another visit next year during March when we might have the opportunity to see him working on his things.


Wonderful scultures.


Tuesday 23rd June
Went off the beaten track on the road to Auxerre to visit an old quarry site which is being re-built as a medieval castle. Everything is being done according to plans of the time and 
using materials of the time, and techniques. Wonderful place.
Little bit of a problem getting there as we ran into a route barree five KMs from the site. Took a diversion through some farms and ended up right slap bang in the middle of the road works. The whole of the main street of the village was being resurfaced. Watched the locals getting around the problem and followed suit. Bumped through them and asked the way of a couple of lads who were by the side of ht road and should have been in school. Turns out we were not all that far away. Spent about three hours in the quarry Geodlond (or something similar) and then pressed on.


Auxerre.  
Found a municipal campsite close to the river and the football stadium. Went for a walk around the town to discover that it is a very old wonderful place. Had a drink in one of the squares and then walked back to the camp. A bit hot tired and footsore by the time we got back. Yvonne performed her usual miracle with food again and we slept fairly well.








Wednesday 24th June
Left Auxerre and traveled north to JM and Annes place in Montesson.
Paid a visit to Fontainbleau during the afternoon where it was so hot, but what a place. Spent a good few hours in the chateau which is magnificent.
Left there late afternoon to travel to Paris. Hit the Boulevard Peripherique and all the rubbish traffic. Not a good journey, but par for the course in a major city.
Arrived there early evening and had a wonderful meal with them and Benjamin who is still at home. Jeremy is in the Army (Paras) and Matthew is at week boarding school to try and get his BAC for the second time.


Very difficult to sleep as it was so hot.


Thursday 25th June
Went to Paris for the day by train and tube. Sweltering. Spent a most enjoyable five hours in the Louvre and then two hours on the Rue de Rivoli searching for gifts for Yvonnes work people and clients. Got back to Montesson about 7.15pm and had a shower as we were both a bit sticky after a very hot tiring day.


Dinner with JM and A and then she took us for a walk around a very pleasant lake in the 
park nearby and then showed me where to get some tobacco.


Friday 26th June
I went for baccy in the morning and got well and truly caught out in a horrendous thunderstorm. Whilst sheltering under a tree a bastard in a white van deliberately swerved to splash me. I was soaked from the waist down so decided to cut my losses and get on with it.


Got back, had lunch then we left.


Stopped for a short time in Chantilly to try and show Yvonne where they used to live, but could not find it. Drove on up the motorway and got to Dunkirk port only to find that customs were playing silly buggers with some people and we missed our ferry by ten minutes. So we are now on the port in number one position waiting two hours for the next ferry.


Customs tell us it has been pouring down in the UK over the week, so nothing much new there.


They lied. It has been very hot.


Saturday 27th June
Midnight ferry got us through the port of Dover by 1.30am with Yvonne driving. Traffic almost non existent so we made very good time to the service area at Beaconsfield by 3.30am. Both a bit tired, but once we saw what was on offer and the state of the site we decided not to bother staying ther and pushed on, with me driving and Yvonne sleeping in the back.


By 6.00am I was dead at the wheel so decided to pull off on the Staffordshire service area. Climbed over Yvonne and crashed out. Woke about 7.30am and had breakfast then left.


Arrived home 9.30am knackered but happy.


About 3700 miles in total.