Saturday 28 October 2017

The Star Ferry - Hong Kong


The Star Ferry runs from Hong Kong to Kowloon. It was started in 1880 and seems to have changed little since those first days.

My only trip on it was a round trip back in 2005. We took a morning sailing over from Kowloon to Hong Kong to visit the Stanley Market on the south side of the island, and then back again in the evening. A memorable experience.


 If you ever go to Hong Kong then I insist you take the trip! 




Hong Kong is something of a culture shock for the first visit. I had taken a three hour train trip from Guangzhou on the mainland to Hong Kong. At the time it felt rather like going by Tardis from the 19th century to the 21st century in less than half a day. The station at Guangzhou was crowded liked no other station I had ever seen. All the signage was in Chinese, so that was fun, trying to buy a ticket. Fortunately the railway staff were fantastically helpful and after purchasing the ticket we started to make our way down the wide concourse to the appropriate platform, offering our tickets to the first ticket collector we came across.  It seemed strange to see that there were very few people making their way to the track or platform, and the ticket collector explained why.

It was forbidden to go to the platform until the train had actually arrived at the platform and been announced. So we stupid foreigners had to wait, with several hundred others.Notice I didn't say, 'wait patiently' - it seems to be contrary to the Chinese nature to wait patiently. They shuffled and gently pushed into each other and us as we waited. Finally the train arrived and we rushed headlong down the walkway onto the platform and eventually found our reserved seats on a very modern train. Very comfortable and light.

The trip, like all train journey for me, was a boring three hours until we eventually pulled into the station at Hong Kong. As I mentioned earlier, it was rather like going forward in time two hundred years. Hong Kong was just as crowded as the rest of mainland China had been, but the cultural difference was dramatic. As we were only to stay in the city for two nights on business the trip on the Star Ferry came on the second day when we had given ourselves half a day off.

Arriving at the ferry terminal was similar in many ways to the station in Guangzhou, crowded. The main feature however was a large crowd of young people, mainly young women, sat on the pavement outside the terminal. My first thought was that this was a demonstratin, but no, they were just waiting, noisily and colourfully. With tickets in hand we went to board the ferry.  This was something else. From the bright new buildings of Kowloon we walked into a dark wooden tunnel to the fery. The difference was instantainous and dramatic. The floors and walls up to window height were made from dark, almost black, planks of wood, stained by years of use. Windows permitted you to see across the water and to the ferries as they approached the terminal. 

The ferry arrived and we tramped further down a deeply worn gangplank to the ferry, stepping over the gap between dock and boat to find ourselves a seat, though it wasn't necessary really. There was plently of room for us to walk around and see the sights of Hong Kong in the distance and the receeding docks of Kowloon behind us.

The trip didn't take long and we were soon in Hong Kong for the remainder of the day. The trip back was quieter in some respects as people were somewhat queiter, but just as numerous. The lights though were somethign else. No doubt you have seen photos of the sea fronts of both cities, but the real thing is even more spectacular.

To have read in novels of the Star Ferry it was a wonderful experience to actually be on it and making the trip from Kowloon to Hong Kong and back again.










Friday 27 October 2017

Why Does The World Insist on Changing?

Each day for some five years from the age of almost twelve, I went to school along a path which went first of all through a recently built housing estate, and then through fields leading to a farm. 

It wasn't a big farm, I suppose by standards today, quite small. Jim and Mary, who were the farmers, kept a small herd of cows for milk, and a few pigs whose sty was placed conveniently close to the footpath leading through the farm for schoolboys to lean over the wall of the sty and torment them. They didn't seem to mind though.


These are the sides of the main working buildings of the farm. The closest is the roof of the dairy where Mary used to process the milk she got from the cows each day. The large building is a barn where Jim kept a bit of the machinery he used, and towards the end of summer, the hay he had made from the few fields lying beyond the buildings.

As you left the farm there was a rough unmade track through the woods. This is where occasionally if I wasn't quick enough, one or other of the cows would try and tup me over the wall. Became a bit of a game for them, terrifying for me.


Of much greater interest in time, and before if I am honest, was the woodland which lay to the sides of the bridge you can see in the photo above. It was a wild place where we played in as kids. And now, some sixty years later on, it has changed. Most of the changes are man made, though not as bad as that sounds. The undergrowth, mainly Rhodedendrons, has been stripped out and replanted with Birch trees. The thing is though, all the other familiar things I knew, the river bends, the banks, have altered. Some of the photos below are of places I knew intimately as a kid. Now, I hardly recognise them.

Some things do change I suppose, after sixty years.









Sunday 3 April 2016

An Englishman Abroad



            Back in the middle of the 1970's my wife and daughter and I decided to go to France for a camping holiday. Our daughter was four years old and we had never been camping before, though I had done a lot as a Boy Scout, but I had never before driven in Europe, with all its peculiarities, like driving on the wrong side of the road, and 'Prioritie a droite' - whatever that was.
            Not only that, we did not own any camping gear. However, not to be put off and having decided to go for it I booked a round trip passage on a Dover to Calais car ferry which included hiring the necessary camping gear from the ferry company at the port of Dover, some 300 plus miles from our home in the north of England. I was a member of a motoring organisation which would, for a small fee, provide us with a small A5 size booklet with the route from home to the area of France we had intended to go to. In the end it turned out to be an absolutely fantastic piece of kit which my wife took to like a duck to water, reading off the instructions well before arriving at a junction or town. Rather like having your own personalised satellite navigation system before they were even dreamed about.
            Strangely enough the whole journey to the west of France was fairly uneventful, in fact there are only a few memories of the journey which today come to mind. The first is where we loaded the car in the middle of the night with the camping gear we had hired from the ferry company in Dover, that was fun! Next was watching my wife go green as we listened to the sound of a couple of kids behind her on the ferry who threw up for most of the two hour journey.  I suppose that most parents travelling for the first time with their four year old will be well aware of the 'Are we nearly there yet?' syndrome. Our daughter kicked in with that about ten miles after leaving home. Ah well, only 300 more before Dover.
            The boat itself became known as 'The coffee boat' by all of us from something the little one said, and ferry boat it remained for years after. From Calais to La Rochelle was a little over four hundred miles, by which time the cries from our daughter of 'Are we nearly there yet,' had become more of an anthem than anything else, but we made it, and pitched out tent in a field recommended to me by a colleague who had stayed there the year before.  The morning after our arrival my wife waited in eager anticipation for comments from the little one. We did not wait long. "Teddy likes it," she said. We breathed a long sigh of relief. The only comment I would make about the site is that my colleagues standards were almost non-existent, so much so that the following morning we searched for and found a far nicer place a few miles south of the town, right on the coast. The village was called Les Bouchelours, and was beautiful.  The campsite itself was a couple of hundred metres from the village centre and perched on top of a small cliff with paths leading down onto a long gently sloping fine sandy beach.
            The village had a small bar in the centre of a dusty unmade up roundabout, and there we soon learned that children were welcome and loved by all the fishermen who lived and worked in the village. A glass of red wine, a coffee for my wife and a glass of fresh orange for my daughter would see us off for the day, or welcome us home at the end of a hard day of being a tourist.
            Close to the end of the holiday, probably the day before we had to pack up and leave, we were lounging in the sun on the beach. There were only a few French people on the beach, who like us were enjoying the sun, the peace and quiet and perhaps a picnic. Keeping an eye out for our girl as she wandered around the beach towards the distant oyster beds, nothing really could mar our very pleasant life at that time. Peaceful and warm with only a few others around us. Then of course the Law of Sod came into force. As the three of us were sitting quietly in the sun we were suddenly aware of the braying voice of an Englishman somewhere in our vicinity. He was loud, though he was probably only talking to his wife in the tone of voice which he normally used.  We glanced around us to find the source of this upper class southern English voice and soon saw him coming towards us. He was over six feet in height and skinny with a flying mop of unruly white hair.  Neither my wife nor myself could really believe what we were seeing. It was the cartoon quintessential 'Englishman on holiday'. He was wearing khaki shorts which came to just above his knobbly white knees, and which had probably last seen service in the far east on a plantation. His white cotton shirt was unbuttoned three buttons from his rather scrawny neck, and he wore a cream coloured straw Panama hat. He carried a long stick in his hand, picked from a hedgerow on his way to the beach, and used this as a walking stick, finding his way along the sand. As he came closer I blinked at the sight of his feet and almost choked on what I saw. Open toed sandals and grey short socks. Behind him carrying their days necessities for the beach was his long suffering overweight wife, blood red face and dressed in a multicoloured floral patterned tent, or so it looked.
            As they came closer and closer to our little band of hope on the beach I quickly turned to my wife and daughter and hissed under my breath, 'Don't say a word in English'. They both nodded and sank their faces down into whatever they were doing. The dynamic duo passed us by, and took up camp about twenty feet from us on a patch of unclaimed beach. From the corner of my eye I watched as she started to set up camp for the afternoon whilst he went off along the beach in the far direction to explore what the natives had to offer. The flask of tea came out and was half buried in the sand to prevent it falling over, joined by the Tupperware container of white bread sandwiches and two apples.
            We put up with them for thirty minutes by which time neither of us had said more than two words, but finally we could stand it no longer and I suggested that we abandon our area of peace on the beach and go somewhere else. His voice was loud and he had the braying sound which it appears only the English can create, but the final straw was when he inflicted himself on the French people on the beach and started to speak French. That was it. We had to go.
            Let me give you an indication of how bad it was. I have two very good friends who are French, we've known each other for over thirty years. When we are together we laugh and joke and talk as though we have never been apart, though it might have been two years since the previous time we had met. One of the party pieces is for me to speak French with a very bad English accent. It reduces my friends to tears.  It is from the idiot on the beach where I learned how to speak bad, heavily accented French. It really is bad.


            So, to the Englishman abroad that day on the beach near La Rochelle, thank you for providing me with ammunition to keep my friends entertained for almost half a century.

Sunday 31 January 2016

If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words (A short story)

           Detective Inspector Maxwell looked slowly around the living room.  It was a in a small one bedroomed flat on the fifth floor of one of the last remaining 1960's block of flats on the outskirts of Edinburgh.
            His attention was drawn across the meagre furniture to the  walls of the flat on which were a collection of photographs, family photographs so it seemed. In one of them were two men in British army uniform with new brides by their sides. Each of the men were sergeants and wore berets on their heads, standing casually to attention but smiling, their arms linked with their new brides. One of the women was smiling but the other had a dour look on her face.  The two women were in their late teens whilst both men appeared some years older. A handwritten inscription at the bottom read 'Dortmund 1949'. Maxwell walked slowly around the room looking at each of the photos displayed, it seemed to be an  almost chronological display of the lives of the two men. First the men appeared singly with their wives and a new born child, next came a photo of one of the men with wife, and a small child standing and a second child in the woman's arms. Then a photograph of another child, and then one of a woman. Strikingly good looking with blond hair, though the photo was in black and white. It was almost a professional photo of her upper torso. She was wearing a thin transparent blouse pulled right off her shoulders displaying the rounded outline of her firm breasts. She was looking away from the camera to the right of the person holding the camera. Another photograph, this one of a baby, about a year old in a flouncy dress, sat on the floor looking over the shoulder of the photographer, a strangely disturbed and frightened look on her face. More photos, the same combination of women and men, children and women, children and men. Men and women. One photo showed the two men with one of the women between them, not the blond woman, they were all older than in the wedding photo, but obviously the same people, but just three of them.
             All the photos bore a place name and date.  The places were in England or Scotland and all the dates were after 1949. As his eyes took in the images and his brain registered them, it struck him that at least two people had been responsible for taking them. The group ones, and he could recognise the background in a couple of them, Arthurs Seat and the Castle in Edinburgh, were taken with an ordinary cheap camera, probably a Kodak Brownie, but the others were taken with a larger format camera. 'Probably a 35 mm' Maxwell said to himself. Not only a different camera but by someone who had a knowledge of photography. The lighting  and the posing of the subjects were different and they were all either close ups or singly posed. Two cameramen, two cameras. Maxwell took them all in, silently filing the information. He called to one of the scientists in the bedroom, 'Gary. Can you come here a minute?' The taller of two white clothed figures emerged from the bedroom and carefully walked across the room, making sure, by habit, that he did not touch or disturb any of the furniture. Maxwell pointed to first the beautiful woman and then the baby on the floor and then others taken in Edinburgh. Gary looked carefully at them for a few moments.  'Different cameras' he said, 'I reckon a 35 mm for these two.' Gary looked carefully at the beautiful woman then bent lower to get closer to the baby before finally saying. 'No. I would say it was a Hasselblad or a Mamiya large format.' The two men exchanged glances until Maxwell finally said, 'You're talking a language I haven't heard before. Spell it out in English.'
            'Expensive cameras, Hasselblad and Mamiya, 'cos they were good. You can still buy them today in digital format, but these were taken on film, and I would think they were either done professionally or else by a very keen amateur who had a bit of money to be able to buy the right equipment.  Back in the day it wasn't a cheap hobby.' He pointed to the upper edge of the woman's photo. 'See that, that's Vaseline. Done to make the image a bit more sexy looking by making the background of the photo less focussed. I would imagine he also developed the prints as well. There's a lot of care been taken in them.'  He stepped back from the wall. 'God knows she didn't need enhancing though. A beauty.'
            He made to move back into the bedroom but Maxwell held out his hand onto his arm. 'Wait a minute Gary. I saw a couple of albums on the sideboard, let's have a look at them with your eyes.' He stepped to the old dark wooden sideboard against the back wall and took a thick padded photo album off the top. He knelt down to open one of the two doors of the sideboard and rummaged through the untidy mess of objects before finally pulling out two more albums. 'Let's have a look shall we, see what's been going on.'
            'What about the body boss?' Gary asked nodding towards the open bedroom door and his colleague who was now standing there.
            "Fuck him, the old bastard. He's going nowhere is he? He can wait. I want to find out more about him before this lot gets taken into some property store somewhere.' Maxwell walked across to a square wooden table set under the window and opened the first of the albums.  The photographs inside were a similar combination of men women and children taken over several years, mainly in Edinburgh but one or two in locations neither Maxwell nor Gary could fathom. Many of the earlier ones were annotated with the names of various places in Germany.  In one of them, the glamorous woman holding a baby in her arms. Handwritten on the bottom was ' BMH Iserlohn 1950'. Gary pointed to the title on the photo. 'Where's that one boss?'
            'Germany. BAOR.' Maxwell replied.
            'Sorry boss, you've got me.' Gary said.
            'British Army of the Rhine. After the war we had a lot of servicemen, mainly army, stationed in what was then West Germany. Army of Occupation it was called. BMH stands for British Military Hospital.  Sounds like our beauty here had a child at the British military hospital, which means her husband was a serving army bloke. Going off the wedding photo on the wall I would think the two of them were National Servicemen doing their stint near Dortmund, got themselves a couple of frauleins as wives, and pretty soon one of them was in the club.'  He continued to  silently turn page after page noting, as the children in the photos grew older, and from time to time a younger child would be added to the group. The glamorous woman stopped appearing in the photos after 1954 and all the locations now became Scotland.
            Gary wandered away from the table and back to the wall to look more closely at one of the images on the wall. He called to Maxwell. 'Boss. Can you come and have a look at this one again?' he said.  Maxwell joined him and stood by his side as Gary pointed to the young girl sitting on the floor looking up towards and yet beyond the camera. 'See this one? Look closely at the bairn's eyes. She's not only looking away from the camera and at somebody standing behind the camera and to one side, but she's frightened.'  He paused for a moment and then said, 'Such a wee beauty isn't she. Who would make a sweet little thing like that scared?'  Maxwell lifted the photo from the wall and walked to the window, holding the photo to the light. For a moment he said nothing whilst he examined it.
            'Fucking evil bastard. Fucking dirty rotten evil bastard.' He finally said in a level tone.  On hearing the words the other scientist came out of the bedroom and stood in the doorway to find out what had prompted the words.
            'You know him boss?' Gary asked. Maxwell said nothing but placed the photo on the table alongside the album and turned to the bedroom.
            'You finished in there?'  he asked of the young woman, Gary's partner. She flushed red and stuttered, turning to go back into the room. 'Not yet sir,' she said.
            'Leave him for a minute will you? I want him by myself.' He half smiled at her and turned to Gary. 'Won't touch him, promise. Give me some gloves.' he said. Gary reached into the pocket of his coverall and took out a spare pair of white thin rubber gloves and handed them over. Maxwell put them on and walked into the bedroom.
            Maxwell walked over to the single bed and the dead body lying on it. There was a small table with a bedside light on it by the side of the bed, and a can of Irn-Bru, Scotland's second national drink as A G Barr used to boast.  A pair of half moon reading glasses rested close to the lamp, but no reading material was in evidence. The bedside light was switched on, although it was only mid afternoon on a cool September day.  On the floor was a worn woven rug with a dull pattern which was pulled up close to the edge of the bed. The only other furniture in the room was a single solid wooden wardrobe, a well used hard backed cream painted dining chair and a small cream painted dressing table with a mirror set on it. On the walls were hung three small cheap prints of highland scenes, and a dressing grown hung on a small white hook behind the door.  The owner of the flat, Jimmy Quinn, would have allowed a wry smile to crease his face at the sight of the dead man lying on the bed. He would have smiled if he could. If the dead body had not been his.
            'Give me a couple of minutes will you lads,' Maxwell said as he stood by the bed. Gary's colleague  turned to him and stood erect. It was a young woman. Maxwell grimaced then grinned shamefaced at her.' Sorry. Old age love,' he said, 'Can't tell the difference these days, not when you're  wearing those damn things.' The two forensic officers moved back to the living room leaving him by himself in the bedroom whilst they went to look more carefully at the collection of photographs.
            Maxwell stood silently by the bed with both hands in his trouser pockets. Close to thirty years experience had told him the best place for his hands at the scene of a crime was out of reach and temptation of anything.  His eyes ran slowly over what he saw in front of him. By the side of the can of soft drink was a strip of pills in a pop out strip pack. Two rows of seven pills, five of them were missing. He could make out the figures 200 mg on the silver foil but nothing else. He bent closer but could not make out the small writing on the pack, repeated several times along the length of the package. He called out to the living room. 'Can you come here a second Gary?'  Gary came through and stood by his side and looked down at the pills in Maxwell's hand. 'What's it say on the package Gary? My eyes can't make it out,' he asked. The young man bent down and shone a small torch onto the pack. 'Quinine Sulphate boss,' he said. Maxwell stood upright.
            'What the hell is he taking Quinine for do you think?  Not like we get a lot of mosquitoes and malaria in Scotland do we? Not for the midges are they?' he said. Gary laughed. 'No boss. Useless on the Scottish midges, only thing to kill them is two house bricks or a mallet. These are probably for cramps, night cramps. They are sometimes prescribed for night cramps in old people.'
            'Well this old sod is certainly old enough to qualify.  Hope they gave him hell.' Maxwell put the pills down on the table and turned to the body in the bed, then something struck him and he turned back to at look at the pills.  'Where's the package they came in Gary?  Have a look around for the package will you?  See if we can find out the chemist he got them from, and see if there are any other medications he was taking.' Gary nodded his head and went back into the living room.
            Jimmy Quinn was lying, apparently in sweet repose on his back, his head on the pillow which showed just one neat indentation made by one head. The outline of his dead body was almost invisible under a white sheet folded neatly over a heavy duvet. The sheet was neatly tucked in under the sides of the bed. His hands were folded across his chest on top of the bedclothes in classic undertakers pose. He was clean shaven and his thin white  hair was combed neatly across his forehead, a thin lick of white soap was visible under his left ear.  His eyes were closed. Maxwell looked along the length of the body from head to toe and then back again. 
            The sound of the front door of the flat closing sounded and footsteps came through the living room and stopped in the doorway. Maxwell turned and looked at the newcomer. It was his Detective Sergeant, Alexandra McNeil.  Mid thirties, five feet six inches tall, slim with an explosion of shoulder length copper coloured curly hair.  She was stunningly beautiful, by anyone's standards. 'What have we got boss?' she asked. Maxwell smiled at her as he stood up and turned to face her.
            'What we have, at last, Alex is Jimmy Quinn. Not before time, but looks like he cheated a lot of people.' Alex moved closer and ran her eyes from head to toe of the body under the bed clothes.  'You know him boss?' she asked quietly.
            'Oh aye. I've known this bastard for years. Never trapped him though. Looks like mother nature has beaten us to him.' He turned back to the body and quietly addressed it slowly saying, 'You dirty rotten evil bastard,' Each word carefully enunciated. Then to Alex, 'Let's see what we have then shall we?' He took a hold of the sheet tucked neatly under the dead body's chin.  Pulling gently at the sheet from the top and holding the duvet in his other hand he pulled back the covers until the body of Quinn was revealed in front of them. Alex gasped quietly,  Maxwell smiled in quiet satisfaction. Quinn was wearing the jacket of a pair of cheap blue and white striped cotton pyjamas. The jacket was buttoned up, leaving the top button unfastened showing a few tufts of wiry white hair. The pyjama bottoms were pulled down around his ankles. Extending from his groin to half way between his knees and ankles and spreading out to cover the bed on either side of his legs was a pool of blood, still slightly fluid and sticky. The blood was smeared across the tops of his legs. On his thigh was a blue mark about four inches long and a cut in the line about one inch long. Lying in the pool of blood, and pointing to his tiny flaccid penis and scrotum sac was a thin wooden handled kitchen knife. Expensive and new. The knife was almost completely covered in blood.
            'Now that's something you don't see every day is it?' Maxwell said quietly. Alex stood by his side and silently shook her head, the curls moving gently from side to side across her face. 'Gary!' he called. 'Get yourself in here with your camera my boy.' Gary hurried through carrying his Nikon digital camera. He stopped and gasped at the sight before him. 'Bloody hell.' He muttered quietly and started to take a further series of photographs of the dead body. Maxwell and Alex moved out into the living room to allow Gary and his colleague to carry on with their detailed examination of the room and the body.
            When the two scientists had finished the detectives returned to the room to examine the body.  Quinn was undernourished, was the first thought which entered Maxwell's head. 75 to 80 years old. His body was coldly white, the skin stretched over the ends of bones trying to protrude from it. His closed eyes were sunk into his face.  His hips were tinged with blue as were his knees. The area of his body in touch with the bed was a livid purple red colour where the blood which had not drained from his body onto the sheets had come to rest in a thin line.  Maxwell bent closer to look at the knife. It was almost completely covered in the blood in which it lay, but there was a thin line of steel of the blade and wood of the handle which had been untouched by the blood. Maxwell examined the thigh of the almost emaciated body. 'Take a look at this for yourself Alex' he said. Alex moved into a position to see the area more closely and examined the same area which her boss had indicated.
            'A small cut on the thigh' she said. 'I wouldn't have thought it deep enough to cause all this bleeding though.'
            'Look closer. See where it is?' She moved the cut open a little with her gloved hand. 'Is that the main artery from the heart, the femoral artery?' She asked. Maxwell nodded his head.
            'Dead right it is. Bled to death in a few minutes.' The two of them stood up and moved back from the body.
            'But if he had been stabbed then surely he would have struggled?  He wouldn't have been as calm and composed as this would he?' Maxwell thought for a moment then said,
            'What if he was unconscious, or asleep?  He said. 'It isn't much of a stab wound is it? More of a small deliberate incision. Sort a surgeon would make.  If he was unconscious then it would have been fairly easy to mark him with the blue marker, cut him , then pull the covers over so the blood didn't splatter all over the place. When he had finished bleeding the killer pulled the covers back, placed the knife in the blood and then replaced the sheet and duvet.  The he put his hands together and tucked him in.'  Maxwell stood back and placed his hands on his hips.
            'It's fairly conclusive isn't it then? Alex asked. Maxwell paused for a moment then replied slowly. ' Not so much conclusive Alex , more terminal. And I don't just mean as in dead. This is the end of something else as far as the killer is concerned. The end of the line, the conclusion of the story.' The two of them stood silently thinking to themselves.
            The female scientist came into the doorway of the bedroom. 'You need to look at the albums sir,' she said to Maxwell. 'They're on the table.'  She remained in the bedroom to examine the body once more. Maxwell and Alex stepped through to the living room table and started to leaf through three photograph albums which lay there.  They were the same familiar subjects as the ones on the wall which they had looked at earlier. Men and women, men and children, women and children, children growing up and looking older, men and women growing older, young boys, young girls. More young boys, more young girls. Many of them were taken in and around Edinburgh judging from the familiar backgrounds. One of them showed one of the couples from the wedding photo with three children. A girl and two boys. All were in their teens. The boys had about five years between them and the girl appeared to be in between them  in age.  Another showed the two men and one woman with two girls, neither of the girls being the one in the other photo. One was in her late teens, the other younger one had spindly legs and was thin with short fair hair. She was standing  almost sideways onto the camera as though reluctant to have her photo taken, her head was cast half down to the ground, her eyes dark and serious. The eyes  could have been an older version of the eyes of the baby which was seated on the floor in the photo on the wall.
            'I've never heard of this chap Quinn, boss. What's the story?' Alex asked after they had been looking through the albums for several minutes. 'Just a minute Alex.'  Maxwell turned to call through to the bedroom. 'Gary, tell your mate to come here a minute will you?'  A young woman appeared in the doorway. 'It's Molly sir,' the young woman scientist said. 'Here Molly,' Maxwell said to her softly, beckoning for her to stand closer to the table. 'You said to look at these albums, well we are looking and I think I must be missing something. Care to tell me what?' Molly stepped forward to the table and nodded her head down towards the album they were looking at.  'Kids sir. Too many different kids for the one family. I heard you say there were two people taking the photos, one with a professional set up, probably did his own developing and stuff, and the other with a cheapo camera which he took to the local chemists. The cheap one took lots of piccies of kids. Not all his own. Not unless he was adopting them regularly.'  Maxwell and Alex turned to look again at the album, flipping page after page. Eventually Maxwell turned and looked at the young scientist. 'You're right young Molly. Well spotted. You're dead right.' He turned to talk to Alex as Molly moved silently back into the bedroom.
            'So, the story of Jimmy Quinn. ' He stopped and turned to indicate the small sofa and armchair in the flat. 'Let's take the weight off.' He lowered himself into the single armchair by the table whilst Alex sat down on the sofa, pulling a cushion from under her and placing it at the far end of the sofa.  From the bedroom came the continuing sounds of the two forensic scientists bagging items from the room and photographing the mortal remains of Jimmy Quinn.
            'I never managed to get him, Quinn. For many years he was a prime kiddy fiddler, a paedophile. Nobody would ever come forward to complain. There were stories of him doing things with his own kids, the two boys and the girl in the photo I think, but others as well. They said he took photos. I had him in a couple of times and gave him a hard word or two, but the bastard never coughed and we never really had any real evidence.  He started at it when he was still in his teens. It's reckoned that his father started on him when he was a wee one, and then Quinn went in the army, looks like he met up with someone else with the same sort of likes.  Anyway, looks like him and his mate found themselves a couple of young German women whilst they were on National Service there and brought them back here at the end of their service. Looks as if they were married over there and Jimmy's mate had a kid over there, probably the one in the British Military Hospital photo. When their three years were up they came back here and Jimmy and his wife came to Edinburgh, don't know where the other went to, but it seems they kept in touch for many years.' Maxwell paused to gather the threads of his story together then carried on. 'Story goes that the other bloke's wife died and left him with two daughters, and he would come up here from England on holiday with the girls to see Quinn and his wife. I had it from Quinn's neighbour once that sometimes a younger daughter made an appearance by herself  from time to time. She would stay in Quinn's flat and the other feller would have it away with his wife whilst Quinn would start on with the daughter. They didn't live here then, they had a place off the Canongate in the centre of the city, not far from Canongate Kirk if I remember. Well, tempus fugit, of course and the girl got older and Jimmy lost interest in her. Turned his attention to other young kids from the area. He liked them young, soon as they were ten or eleven he left them alone. Went on for years from what I could find out. Kids would never complain, too scared to even tell their parents, as usual. He would get them, boys and girls, when they were perhaps four or five years old and then move on to other kids of an age to suit him when they grew older.' Maxwell fumbled in his jacket pocket and brought out a pack of cigarettes. 'Don't suppose we can in here can we?' he asked. Alex grinned at him, 'Not really sir, place of work and all that.'
            'Well, I need one. Coming out for a breath of fresh air then?' he said rising from his chair.  Alex followed him out of the flat and down to the small garden in front of the block. Muddy pools of water lay on what had once been a lawn in front of the decaying flats. Maxwell drew heavily on his cigarette. 'Eventually  the stories  all dried up. No more tales from neighbours. He'd moved see, and the new neighbours on this scheme liked the Police even less than the ones on the Royal Mile.' He paused to look up at the clouds overhead threatening rain. 'Bastard. It's their silence which stopped us getting the shite.' He flicked ash onto the lawn. 'Now it's too late. Someone else has done it for us. Wonder who did it.'
            Alex pulled her jacket to her against the cool afternoon air. 'We've got a bit to go on though haven't we?' she said. 'Must have been someone he knew as there was no apparent break in. Looks like he'd been ill and been prescribed the Quinine, so there's a doctor somewhere. Then the photos. It's a long one, but it could be one of those kids who will be grown up by now, or maybe their kid if they told the story to their family. And the knife. It looked new to me, so there must be some shop or other where it was bought. Judging from Quinn's age he might have had a social worker or a care worker. Somebody will have seen something.  Maybe one of the neighbours?' Maxwell looked sideways at her. 'Oh aye. Going to get a lot from this neighbourhood. Even when they find out what he was like they won't say anything. Good riddance they'll probably say.'  He dropped the cigarette and ground it into the mud. 'If they had known about him then someone would have stuck that knife in his gut and left him for dead on this lawn here for everyone to see.' He turned back to go upstairs to Jimmy Quinn.
            They walked into the living room just as Gary and Molly were coming through from the bedroom.' Finished here sir,' Gary said. 'Need to get the undertakers. Want me to sort that?' Maxwell nodded his head thoughtfully. 'What about this quinine Gary, is it fairly common or what?'
            'I was having a think about that sir. It's been banned in America for some years now even for night cramps, so it might be the same here. Seems quite a few people died from taking it for cramps. Not sure a doctor would have prescribed it.' Maxwell nodded his head and turned to Alex. 'Need to find out where it came from.' He said.  
            'Sir. One more thing. There's no trace of any other medications in the flat and there's no sign of the package for the quinine.'  Maxwell nodded his head thoughtfully. 'So where did he buy it from then, or who gave it to him. If we find that, then we find out who did this fair city a service.'
            The forensic scientists left and the undertaker took the body to the city mortuary on High School Wynd in the city centre. Which left the two detectives alone in the cooling flat with the dark of early evening coming in. When eventually they could find nothing more of any significance they left to return to their station on Gayfield Square.
            Three days later the post mortem report arrived on Maxwell's desk in his glass sided office at the rear of the CID office.  He called Alex in and she settled down on a chair close to his side at the edge of the desk.
            'So, let's see what we've got then shall we?' Maxwell said as he opened the A4 envelope. The pages were stapled together with a covering letter from the pathologist clipped to the top corner. He took the letter off and placed it to one side on his desk, Alex glanced at it. For a few seconds Maxwell read in silence then said, 'Seems our friend Quinn is dead' he quipped with a straight face.  He carried on reading parts from the report. 'Stomach contents were mainly Irn-Bru and quinine. Nothing substantially solid. The usual slurry in other words. The examination of his internal organs showed that he had been affected by the quinine which would have made him drowsy or comatose.'  He read further and continued, 'The pathologist reckons that the area of his thigh where the cut was made had been cleaned with either surgical spirit or household bleach before being marked with a board marker. Probably spirit was used to clean it.  Apparently there was a patch on the thigh which had none of the normal dirt or dead skin on it. Cleaned so we couldn't get fingerprints or DNA off it. Clever.'  His eyes continued to skim over the report and then stopped again, and again looked sideways at Alex. 'Time of death approximated, the bugger, why can he never give us a definite time? Time of death approximated about 9 pm two days before we saw him.' He paused again then asked Alex,' What time did we get the call to his flat then?' Alex flipped through her notes on the desk in front of her.
             'Control room got a call one and a half  hours before we got there. The uniforms had to go first and then we were notified afterwards. Call came from an unidentified female on a throw away mobile. Number untraceable to anyone. Could have been bought anywhere. The accent was English, I've listened to the recording  and think it was a woman of about 60 from either Lancashire or Yorkshire. Sorry boss, but I can never tell the difference between the two.'  Alex put her notes down on the table and sat back.
            Maxwell looked at her and smiled. 'Sounds like you have been doing some homework though Alex. Got the sex, age and possible location of the offender, if she was the offender. What did the woman say?'
            Alex turned a page and read from her notes. 'There's a dead body in a flat, then she gives Quinn's address, looks like he's been dead for some time. ' Then the caller rang off.
            Maxwell thought quietly for a moment then said, 'Why Irn-Bru? I don't remember seeing any other cans in the flat, do you?'
             'No. Just the one. Half empty, nothing else in the can apart from the soft drink.' Alex stopped for a moment reading something from her notes then carried on. 'Boss, did you know that Irn-Bru contains quinine?' Maxwell's head shot up and he looked across at her.
            'What? You are kidding me aren't you?  Who the hell knew that? Are we looking for an employee of A G Barr then?' He sat shaking his head in disbelief for a second or two. 'So.' He said. 'We are looking for a woman who, judging from the caller on the mobile, could have been one of the kids Quinn molested, going off her age. She's from Lancashire or Yorkshire, again, going off what you think of the accent of the caller. Which could again point to one of the kids in the photos if the other man in the wedding photo came from that area. She could be one of the two girls in the photo with Quinn and the second man. So, now we need to find out who he was, don't we? Find him and no doubt we can find his daughter.  Army records might help find out who he was, where he lived. Did he have any kids, how old, what they did. Shouldn't be too hard to track her down, if it is a her.'  He looked Alex in the eye for a moment then quietly picked up the sheets of the pathologist's report, knocking them together into a neat pile. He placed the report on top of his own notes on the case and reached over to take Alex's notes from her hand,  and knocked the whole file together, lining up the edges so that they made a neat pile.  Looking down at the file in front of him he slowly pushed the file away from him until it was in the centre of his desk, and sat looking at it for several seconds.
            Maxwell leaned back in his chair and stared hard at the ceiling of his office. 'We could find her quite easily,' he said quietly. 'She's done the world a favour in many ways though hasn't she?' He glanced sideways at Alex who nodded her head silently. 'Cost a lot of money to pursue this case wouldn't it? Could easily send us over our budget couldn't it? Trips to Lancashire or Yorkshire and all the rest. To what end? She must have been through hell and back over her growing up years and since then. Living with it, keeping quiet, living with her father and knowing what he was like.'  He nudged the file a little further to the end of the desk with the index finger of his right hand and sniffed. 'If we were to review the file every couple of weeks, well, in three months we could see what we came up with, couldn't we?  Then maybe just let it settle back under the dust.'  For a whole minute neither of them spoke, the noises from outside in the main CID office sounding only mutely through the double glazed windows of his office.
            Alex rose quietly from her chair and placed it back against the office wall from where she had brought it.  She looked down at her boss seated in front of her and let out a long sigh then smiled gently at him. 'Do you fancy a coffee boss? I could make it whilst you try and find a secure place for that file.'  Maxwell looked at her and smiled a thin smile, then nodded his head silently. Without waiting for a reply Alex turned and left the office.

            Maxwell slid the file towards him and placed it into the bottom of three drawers on the right of his desk, and then covered it with a pile of other papers, closing the drawer and locking it.

Monday 25 January 2016

The NHS In England

In the UK, and in particular England, there is a lot of criticism at the moment for how the National Health Service works, or as some would say how it doesn't work. We have threatened partial strikes by doctors, cut backs by government in some areas of the service, and in general there is a widespread notion that the service is failing and not as good as it should be.
I am here to tell you 'they are wrong'. Just my opinion, but one based on various incidents in recent years and the latest one this morning.
My dear wife had a stroke some years ago. Since then she has had TIAs and a mini stroke. Overall her recovery has been good and full, but obviously it is something we are both conscious of and keep an eye open for any symptoms.
This morning a neighbour who was sat drinking tea with my wife, called upstairs to where I was fiddling with something on the computer. I rushed downstairs and found her slumped in an armchair. Her colour was not good, she was breathing very shallowly and her eyes were closed or flickering open when I took her hand or spoke to her. I telephoned for an ambulance and within four minutes a paramedic was knocking at our front door. 


He gave her a thorough examination. ECG, temperature, blood levels, blood pressuer etc. After about thirty minutes my wife's condition had significantly improved. Her colour was back, her eyes open and she was speaking without slurring her words. She felt a lot better and looked better sa well. We breathed a sigh of relief.
Up to that point the paramedic had been saying that she should go to hospital, but we both thought that was now not necessary as her condition had improved. He accepted what we said but telephoned a doctor attached to the ambulance service and related what had happened. The doctor agreed with us but said she had to make an appointment with her own doctor to be checked over in a day or so.
The paramedic (Peter) was a great guy. He was well trained, competent and confident in what he was doing. The equipment he carried was first class as was his overall treatment of my wife. She, and I, live to fight another day.
So, for those knockers of the NHS, and for those who say that service is yet another left wing commie system, I would simply say. If you haven't tried it, don't know it. The service in the UK has it's faults from time to time, but in general my feeling is very much the same as that of my wife. She lived for 23 years in South Africa and had a young child who had from time to time go to hospital, once with a snake bite. If she had not had private medical insurance the boy would have died. 
The UK NHS is a world class service. If you doubt that your country should have one, come and have a look at ours. It cannot easily be beaten.

Saturday 28 February 2015

Older Social Work Students

Yesterday I had the pleasure of delivering a talk to two groups of Pharmacy students at UCLan in Preston. The topic was to be discussed was long term conditions and delivering medication, either as a carer of someone with a long term condition, or as a user of such services. I qualified on both levels.

The students listened quite attentively, and made this attention clear by the questions and comments when came at end of the session. All in all, an enjoyable experience, which caused me later that evening to consider the difference between these students and Social Work students to whom I also deliver the same, or similar talks.

As a longish time member of Comensus at UCLan, I have become accustomed to delivering a variety of talks to Social Work students at both the Preston campus and the one at Burnley. For those of you unfamiliar with Lancashire, both towns are about fifteen miles apart, and similar in their demographic make up. Where they differ however is in the make up of the student groups we talk to.

In general, the ones at Preston are average age students. Some of them straight from school, others have taken a gap year, some have done some work in a social or health environment, but in general they are all of the same age group. Young - well, by my geriatric condition everyone is young!

The students from Burnley are different though, and always have been since we started to teach there. They have almost all done some previous health care or home care work. Many of them have personal experience of having used social care in their own family situations, or currently work part time in mental health or social health institutions. The difference in the age of the two student groups has always been noticeably marked. 

Many of the younger ones from Preston come to the course with a view of Social Workers and Social Work conditioned by the media, and frequently little other experience. As we well know, the media are always on the lookout to spear a Social Worker, whether or not it is justified by closer examination or not. 'Social Worker news' sells newspapers, and that is the whole reason for newspapers. The point is though, that these students view is coloured by what they see and read in the press and on the 'box', and this affects their outlook on the course, and also on us as service users and carers. They often, and I stress that this is not always the case, they often come with a view of service users and carers which is based only on what they have seen and read, and not from any direct personal experience. 

The same is not true of the students from Burnley. Because they come to us at a later stage in their lives, they have seen things, done things, been involved with and had to deal with life, and all its problems. As such, they appear to be more able to accept what we service users, and their lecturers, tell them. This is not to say that they accept blindly what they are told, far from it, they frequently discuss with us from the vantage point of experience, and this makes a very big difference in their learning process.

Students coming into degree courses with some real life experience in care or health services are more able to understand what is being said to them. They are more able to enter into meaningful discussions with lecturers, us, and the rest of their cohort. Evidence of their understanding is clearly seen in the presentation work, whether in groups or individually, and their individual written work. It displays a level of understanding not always present in the younger students.

So, what I am suggesting is this. Should acceptance onto a social work degree be conditional upon either, some real life experience of having used social or health care, or perhaps simply accepting those students who are much older than the average nineteen or twenty year old?

Friday 27 February 2015

Done - But Not Yet Dusted

Well, it's taken a hell of a long time, but at last the long awaited book is finished.  That is to say that the writing is done, and I have proof read it and added  bits here and there to make it sound like English, so now comes the hard bit, so they say.

The writing of the book has taken just about a year, I think, if my memory is still serving me correctly.  I started last year, and now that this year is here (and apparently to stay) - well, yes, it's been about a year in the writing.  

One of the amazing things about it is the number of absolute rubbish things I wrote in it in the first place.  I discovered early on that some of the things I had written have apparently come straight out of my head and onto the page with any intervening process.  Which has meant that some of the actual sentences I wrote do not make any sense at all.  Bit like this blog I suppose.

I know how it happened though. I had a thought and started to write it down in as quick a fashion as I could, then half way through the writing of the sentence another thought would come bounding into the old brain, and I would start to write that sentence down.  The nett result is that some of the words in a sentence do not appear to have any logic in their positioning in the sentence.  Anyway, it's now corrected and I have sent it to a really nice man who said he would do a grammar check on it.  

Chris (the man doing the proof reading) is a published writer himself and in his own words, a "Grammar Nazi" which is great for me, as I do need someone with that level of knowledge and understanding to take a knife to the whole thing.

I just hope he doesn't get too cheesed off with the process he will be undertaking, as I want an opinion of what the book reads like as well as how badly written it is.  I shall have to be careful though.  He comes from Yorkshire, and they can be a bit funny like that.

I could very well hear something I am not really wishing to here, but that's one of the joys of writing I suppose.  Time will tell, I hope....